Preserves · Southern Classics

Old-Fashioned Pimento Cheese

Old-Fashioned Pimento Cheese
Old-Fashioned Pimento Cheese
4.9 / 5
8 servings

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Ingredients

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  • 3 cups (300 g) extra-sharp cheddar, grated from the block
  • ¼ cup (60 g) cream cheese, softened
  • ½ cup (100 g) good mayonnaise
  • 120 g jarred pimentos, drained & chopped
  • 1 tsp grated onion (or ¼ tsp onion powder)
  • ¼ tsp garlic powder & a pinch of cayenne
  • 1 tsp Worcestershire & black pepper

Method

  1. Grate by hand. Grate the block of extra-sharp cheddar yourself on the big holes. Pre-shredded won't cream — this is the whole secret.
  2. Creamy base. Stir the softened cream cheese and mayo together until smooth. The cream cheese binds it and stops it going greasy.
  3. Fold it all in. Add the cheddar, pimentos, onion, garlic powder, cayenne, Worcestershire and pepper. Fold with a spoon just to combine — keep it chunky, never whip it.
  4. Chill. Cover and chill at least 1 hour to meld and firm. Taste and adjust the heat.
  5. Serve. On crackers or soft white bread, in celery, or melted over a burger. Keeps 5 days.
Granny's tip

Make it a day ahead — pimento cheese is one of those things that's markedly better after a night in the fridge for the flavors to settle.

Tips for perfect pimento cheese

Grate the block

Pre-shredded cheese is coated in starch and won't cream. Two minutes of grating changes everything.

Keep it chunky

Mix by hand with a spoon — you should see the shreds. Whipped-smooth isn't the real thing.

A little cream cheese

The old-fashioned binder — it holds the spread together and keeps it from turning greasy.

Questions, answered

Why grate the cheese by hand for pimento cheese?

Pre-shredded cheese is dusted with anti-caking starch that stops it creaming into a smooth, cohesive spread. Grating a block yourself is genuinely the difference between good and great.

What are pimentos?

Small, sweet, mild red peppers, sold chopped in little jars — they give the spread its name, color and gentle sweetness. Well-drained roasted red peppers stand in fine.

Should pimento cheese be smooth or chunky?

Chunky and rustic — mixed by hand with a spoon, never whipped smooth in a processor. You should see the shreds; texture is half the pleasure.

How long does homemade pimento cheese keep?

Up to 5 days, covered, in the fridge — better after a day. It doesn't freeze well (grainy), so make what you'll finish in the week.

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