Old-Fashioned Pimento Cheese
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Ingredients
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- 3 cups (300 g) extra-sharp cheddar, grated from the block
- ¼ cup (60 g) cream cheese, softened
- ½ cup (100 g) good mayonnaise
- 120 g jarred pimentos, drained & chopped
- 1 tsp grated onion (or ¼ tsp onion powder)
- ¼ tsp garlic powder & a pinch of cayenne
- 1 tsp Worcestershire & black pepper
Method
- Grate by hand. Grate the block of extra-sharp cheddar yourself on the big holes. Pre-shredded won't cream — this is the whole secret.
- Creamy base. Stir the softened cream cheese and mayo together until smooth. The cream cheese binds it and stops it going greasy.
- Fold it all in. Add the cheddar, pimentos, onion, garlic powder, cayenne, Worcestershire and pepper. Fold with a spoon just to combine — keep it chunky, never whip it.
- Chill. Cover and chill at least 1 hour to meld and firm. Taste and adjust the heat.
- Serve. On crackers or soft white bread, in celery, or melted over a burger. Keeps 5 days.
Make it a day ahead — pimento cheese is one of those things that's markedly better after a night in the fridge for the flavors to settle.